Saturday, June 17, 2006

I Want Your...

Alright. I can amuse myself for days, months, years even. Even through a Maine winter. But three months single and I've had it. I want to go on a date. Actually, I want to have a Newport and a glass of wine on the porch at 2AM, swim naked in the ocean under the night sky, and get me some sex.
Yes, sex. What's a girl to do to get a clean one night stand with a hottie with sexy shoulders? I am wondering if hitting a bar in my short dress and heels might help. That might rule out the clean part. Plus alcohol breath is nasty and drunk men are foolish.
Is there a stigma associated with these needs? Who out there thinks less of me now? Who has felt the same way?


TJ said...

I don't think any less of you. There are just some things that women need. Have you tried a vibrator?

SonSon said...

I don't think less of you either. I think you are courageous to express yourself openly. We all have needs. For now, seek out a really good friend for companionship and a good vibrator for, well, other needs.