Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Give me a cookie...

Give me a cookie, and back the fuck up. Better yet, for your own safety, throw the damn thing from five feet away- just aim well or I'm coming after you.

So- fucking- cranky! It has got to be the hormones. No uterus, no periods, hard to tell... but the bloat, the completely unnecessary crying, the intense chocolate cravings...

and the one day a month I want to fucking eat people.

No reason for it- just recognize the red pupils, toss me something chocolated, and get the living hell out of my way. Quickly.

4 comments:

Pendullum said...

Better yet...
I'll mail the cookie!

Karen said...

Ha ha! That sounds safest ;)
I think getting all weepy on these days was better!

Student Nurse Jack said...

I laughed when I read this post. Laughed *with* you, not *at* you. I swear, honestly!
::Waves hands defensively in front of myself::

Hoping this week things have calmed down and those cookies worked their magic.

Jay said...

You can eat cookies, you can eat people...but probably not both.